Researchers for Wayne State University in Detroit studying the increase in partisan politics set out to learn why the nation’s politicians have seemingly been so divided in recent years and their results are […]
GOP members of congress are hard at work on a bill that would hand over their own internet histories to prove they’re not the hypocritical pieces of Constitution hating human shit that a logical person would assume they are following their vote.
In 2000, vice president Mike Pence published an op-ed where he claimed that smoking doesn’t kill people because only 1 in 3 smokers will die from a smoking related illness.
Former President Barack Obama’s esthetician told him that consecutively bombing 7 nations and the guilt of prosecuting whistleblowers that he knew were on the right side of history was damaging […]
The fast food giant formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken is expanding their poultry-heavy menu to include a new item – the Colonel’s Crow – the item will be on […]
Piano man, horrendous driver and writer of one of the most annoying listicle songs of all time, Billy Joel, is in stable condition in an upstate New York hospital after passing […]
Chenguang Vu, a seamstress in a Keqiao, China, is livid that American actress Scarlett Johansson took the lead role in Ghost in the Shell. Advertisements
We are learning why the Trump administration opted to drop the largest conventional (non-nuclear) bomb in world history at this hour. Leaks
Not since the Tiananmen Square student terrorists in 1989 has the world known a perfectly still object as dangerous as “Fearless Girl,” a statue
That guy you met at a party or a wedding or something scours the internet’s least reputable news sources all day searching for the most ridiculous but plausible crime story
“…a fate worse than a United bouncer thrashing him about like a bag of moldy tangerines lay ahead in the fuselage of that run down yellow tube full of 3 dollar waters, barefoot salesmen and yoga pants in peril of bursting at their spandex seams…”
Former slaves, the same ones freed by President Abraham Lincoln, had a dire warning for fast food and WalMart workers protesting for a higher minimum wage,
“The voucher will be good for over 20 tax-deductible dollars every month that DeVos can use on whatever private sector security solution she feels will best protect her from death at the hands of her numerous enemies.”
The forward thinking legislators in North Carolina just can’t seem to get it right. First, there was the bathroom law that cost them several billions in tourism, business investment and […]
…the Veep subscribes to some backwards Sharia code of conduct pulled straight from the pages of the Quran.