“The voucher will be good for over 20 tax-deductible dollars every month that DeVos can use on whatever private sector security solution she feels will best protect her from death at the hands of her numerous enemies.”
“The zipper merge … where you let assholes that know the lane is ending to just zoom past you and pretend you’re okay with that…”
A manned mission to TRAPPIST-1 with current technology would take generations and likely arrive well before the United States Congress gives two shits about the poor and the old.
Readers have flooded our inbox with questions regarding [INSERT INEFFECTUAL LEGISLATOR]’s recent tweet that [HE/SHE] is sending their thoughts and prayers to the victims of [INSERT RECENT GUN RELATED TRAGEDY] […]
Americans are becoming more aware of how their casual comments, jokes and put-downs can inflict lasting pain on their target, even when said in jest. Now psychiatric applied linguistic researchers
Billboard magazine has announced that for the first time since the surprising resurgence in 2007 of old school vinyl records sales of the LP format have slipped as millennials search […]
America’s Billion Dollar Powerball Fever may have faded but not before inspiring presidential hopeful Rand Paul’s new proposal to tackle the country’s overly complicated tax code and let citizens vote for which departments they […]
Former NFL quarterback, current SEC Network analyst and virgin, Tim Tebow, is planning to host more than 200 proms for people with special needs in 48 states and 8 different countries over 2016.
AUSTIN, TX – The massive and controversial Texas public school system sets the standard for the rest of the nation when they place orders for text books.
Winter is finally here in FULL-FORCE! And that means things contract even the air in your tires and your awareness that being born a white male in America gives you […]