Budget to Stop Invasive, Illegal Muslim Carp From Crossing Border Slashed by Pussy-Ass President Trump

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Bitch ass hoe that can’t live up to his big-ass promises of building walls and shit, President Donald J. Trump, just hinted that he’s gonna fucking cut the budget to help protect the Great Lakes from these nasty ass foreign fish that are gonna all like get up in our pristine waters and fuck shit up.

 

Congress is all like, “hey, release the report and shit” but the White House remains quiet on the matter. That’s a bunch of bullshit. We need a seawall or something to stop these nasty ass fish from fucking up our fisheries n’ shit but President Trump is all like “duuuuuuuuh, what?”

They call them “Asian Carp” but none of them have papers or nothing and there’s a lot of Muslims in Asian and you know what Muslims are all about, right? Shit. And these fish are fucking like crazy making anchor baby fish. Who is going to pay for these funny talkin’ fish?

We’ll have more on this if the president stops being grows a pair and┬ásays something. These fish are cucking him.

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