Jimmy Fallon Curious Why Twitter Loves Kimmel’s Normalizing Interview with War Monster Like It’s Fucking No Big Deal

kimmelfallonTalk show host, SNL alumni, and sole reason that Donald J. Trump was elected president of the United States and destroyed everything that’s great about America, Jimmy Fallon, is spending this weekend wondering why rival late night funnyman Jimmy Kimmel is enjoying lots of shares and re-Tweets following his hilarious light hearted interview with former president George W. Bush.

Bush, you may recall, is now a quirky painter but is also still responsible for the ongoing fucking clusterfuck in the Middle East following the second Iraqi War! That’s when he got his pal Colin Powell to tell the world that Iraqi leader and recipient of the key to the city of Detroit, Saddam Hussein, had aluminum tubes that required the United States to send their precious sons and daughters to die!

BUT OOPSIE DAISY! Those tubes were a bunch of nothing-o-pedia (as our internet fact checking team likes to say) and we just entered in into a war that has cost, to date, trillions of dollars and thousands of lives! Ain’t that a fucking knee slapper?!?! Are you laughing as hard as Bush and Kimmel yet?

In fact, it’s so fun that Dick Cheney and Bush have opted against traveling outside the country because they fear they might be fucking brought to trial for the fucking monstrous things they did!
Fallon, to his discredit, made the misstep of petting Donald Trump on the head and making his hair look somewhat real and believable and that, not a shitty campaign, was just the umph! needed to beat Hillary Clinton! Trump, is a force of nature bent on destruction of the free world and a puppet of Russia but he has yet to falsify any war intelligence so…  he’s got that going for him! Fallon knows he’s still in hot water for his oh-no-he-didn’t! moment so he doesn’t want to publicize Kimmel’s normalization of a fucking murderer but his agents are pushing him to use it to regain his crown and take back the late night wars so who knows what may come!

Viewers with a conscience and a coherent thought in their head can, of course, always turn to CBS and Stephen Colbert. Unfortunately, CBS has a stupid-ass streaming service they’re leveraging by banking on Star Trek and the Big Bang Theory so you have to catch it live or in bite sized YouTube clips.

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