Mexico Training Kool Aid Men to Thwart Trump’s Wall

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Mexico is recruiting thousands of young Jarritos drinkers and training them to become Kool Aid Men and Women. They are switching them over to a Kool Aid and HGH based liquid diet in an effort to speed up the Kool Aid transformation process.

The Army Corps of Engineers has determined the design for Trump’s wall is not Kool Aid Man proof so naturally our Mexican neighbors are exploring a contingency plan should they ever need to invade, take a crappy job or give birth in the United States.

The original Kool Aid man was not available for comment nor were the Family Circus¬†Wyler’s kids.¬†

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