BREAKING – Presidential hopeful and the subject of the Book of Revelations, Donald J. Trump, has announced that he refuses to acknowledge the “rigged” World Series victory the Chicago Cubs just celebrated over the Cleveland Indians.
The Cubs made baseball history moments ago when they won their first championship since 1908 but the skeptical presidential candidate thinks it was rigged and has become a champion of all things not quite on the level. Apparently Donald has consulted Poles, a large ethnic group in the Chicago area, and they said it was unlikely the Cubs could come back from a 3-1 game deficit.
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We will bring you more on this developing story as it unfolds or I think of funny things to add. In the meantime enjoy this audio feed from the overwhelmed and hard working Chicago police.