Putin Orders Melania Trump, Others to Return to Russia

gty_melania_trump_jc_160716_12x5_1600On 12 October 2016 it was reported that Russian President Vladimir Putin had ordered all Russian officials and their family members living abroad return home. Melania Trump, wife of presidential nominee Donald, wasn’t specifically named in the story but Putin’s follow up order that all mail order brides return to Mother Russia obviously includes the known spy and former KGB agent, Melania.

The unprecedented order comes in the wake of increased international tensions over Putin’s actions in the Ukraine and Syria. Many fear there is a very real possibility that an all out world war could break out between Russia and the west soon. Putin feels that American morale would take a hit if he was able to decrease the west’s capacity to produce beautiful women willing to have sex with a troll like Donald.

The Trump campaign refused to answer our request for comment but sent us a video detailing Melania’s plans as first lady.

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