Mac n’ Cheetos, YOU’RE FIRED!
The Donald’s presidential campaign is trying some unusual political promotions; beginning with a partnership with the flame broiled burger chain, Burger King, a political first. The Trump n’ Cheetos appetizer will replace the popular Mac n’ Cheetos item which is already Trump colored.
Trump held a press conference in the parking lot of a Washington, D.C. Burger King, “I recently visited a Burger King restaurant and I spoke to the Burger King. I met his wonderful wife, the Burger Queen, I met some of his Burger subjects. I love the Burger people, let me tell you. King is a tough but fair ruler and he’s a fabulous monarch. When I’m president I will restore negotiations and trade with the Burger Kingdom so fast it’ll make your head spin.
Since Burger King is the Home of the Whopper and I can tell a whopper or two this is a perfect fit to promote my candidacy. So for a limited time Burger King will be the home to generous portions of deep fried, long fried Trump cheese fingers. My fingers are huge. There’s nothing wrong with these fingers. Try them today.”