League Accidentally Leaks Script to Game 7 of NBA Finals

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Spokespeople for the NBA are scrambling to explain an email thread sent from commissioner Adam Silver’s account intended for the referees of tonight’s championship game between the Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers that was sent to their media distribution list.  Warning – spoilers after the break.

The subject line of the email was “RE: the NBA where amazing better fucking happen again tonight.” The email details how Silver expected tonight’s ref to turn in a “Dick Bavetta-esque performance” to ensure that “our two leading men, Bron-Bron and Steph are allowed to get their shine on and move some Sprite.” The head brass of the “Association,” as an ESPN man-child, drooling sportscasters living vicariously through an unhealthy jealous obsession with grown men simply because they are good at games would say, is denying the email saying it was a hoax on Twitter and assuring the sports books in Vegas that everything is totally on the level this time.

However, anyone who has read Tim Donaghy’s book and casual observers with eyeballs have serious doubts, the league has consistently been more predictable than the WWE’s booking of John Cena and Hulk Hogan and the Guinness Book of World Records says they will not acknowledge tonight’s results as a legitimate championship for the city of Cleveland.

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