ISIS Leaders Applaud North Carolina Freedom of Religion Law as Businesses Leave

isisnorthcarolinaRALEIGH, NC – Leaders from the so-called Islamic State were said to be celebrating the passage of the controversial “Protecting Freedom of Conscience from Government Discrimination Act,”  which protects several simple “religious” beliefs:

  • Marriage is between a man and a woman
    • Sex should only happen within such a marriage, punishable by 100 lashes
    • A Christian can only marry a Christian and a Muslim can only marry a Muslim
    • A minor girl’s father or guardian needs her consent when arranging a marriage for her
    • Marriage is a contract that requires the man to pay, or promise to pay some of the wedding and provisions the wife needs
  • A person is male or female based on their genetics and anatomy at birth
  • Adulterers should be stoned to death
  • Thieves will have their hand cut off for the first offense, the other hand for the second.
  • A minor girl’s father or guardian needs her consent when arranging a marriage for her
  • Apostasy is punishable by death
  • Pork, blood, and scavenged meat are not allowed
  • Intoxicants (like alcoholic drinks) are not allowed under any circumstances
  • Murder is a civil mater  and can be settled between the two parties by either forgiving the murderer, avenging the murder or paying a fine to the victim’s family

Religious leaders within ISIS and the far Christian right are celebrating the laws as sensible while civil rights leaders, LGBT activists and libtards call it “the Christian version of Sharia Law but with actual Sharia law tacked on just for good measure.”

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