BREAKING – DC Comics and Warner Brothers (WB) confirmed today that the lovable Mexican speedster Speedy Gonzales will replace The Flash in the upcoming Justice League movie. The move comes after WB saw a steep decline in box office numbers for Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice and the hashtag #batmanvsupermansowhite started trending on Twitter. In a brilliant move, WB contacted Speedy’s agent in Guadalajara to lock in “The Fastest Mouse in all of Mexico” for two Justice League movies and a solo adventure.
Speedy has a special place in the hearts of Mexican people, always watching out for the little guy but with a lot of bravado, and a weakness for the ladies. Speedy, unlike all the other actors in the movie, is actually an animated mouse. I can’t wait to work with Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot, ¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Yii-hah!
In an attempt to get ahead of Twitter, DC and WB have licensed the hashtag #justiceleaguesowhite. The marketing department at WB is unaware that hashtags cannot be reserved or licensed.