Cruel Bonnaroo Organizer Gets Off On Listing “And Much More” On Flyer With 40+ Bands

screen-shot-2016-01-14-at-10-17-17-amPromising new bore-core trio grAVit8tonalwAVeswho stand out in a crowded field of popular new bands that specialize in ambient pitch shifted endurance kazoo music over an out of tune toy piano repeating a single note, were totally devastated to find they were not listed on the 2016 Bonnaroo flyer and were lumped in with three other bands as “& much more”.

“Flux Capactitor?! Roman Gianarthur?! Whilk and Misky?!?!?! Waxahactee? Lolawolf? Con Brio?!?! Are these even real fucking bands?  Hermitude? Hermi-fucking-tude is billed above us?! These band names aren’t even real words…  There’s a thousand bands on this fucking thing, they couldn’t find a place to shoehorn us in? Jesus!” lead washboard player and composer, Theodore Thundawhistle, was heard saying when the lineup and graphic was released to the public.

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Can you believe some of this shit?

Sources close to the Bonnaroo brain trust say that the “& much more” is used as a power play to keep some of the lesser bands in line. They explain to the bands with a completely straight face that they didn’t have room on the flyer or, if they’re feeling especially ballsy, that the printer ran out of ink.

 

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