Kanye West Tops This Years Forbes List of Celebrity Self Worth

kayneOnce again Kanye West has topped Forbes annual “Celebrity Self Worth” list with a staggering self worth of 47 trillion bajillion thousand trillion U.S. dollars. This shatters the previous record, also held by Kanye, of $9999,999,999.67 [sic] billion USD. Kanye brought in hall of fame boxing ring announcer Michael Buffer to announce the record shattering number but he passed out after the 7th coma.

He is said to be resting comfortably in a fine Presbyterian hospital. Kanye was unavailable for comment but his publicist made sure to let us know that Kanye made no effort to visit the ailing Buffer in the hospital.


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