NEW YORK, NY – Say what you will about the multiple bankruptcies and brash style of billionaire presidential hopeful Donald J. Trump but the man does know how to broker a deal.
The author of “The Art of the Deal” has delivered on his bold promise to get Mexico to pay for a wall to keep Mexican rapists, murders and normal people from entering America and mingling with our rapists, murders and normal people – and he isn’t even president yet!
Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto announced in an upbeat Tweet that not only was he on board and going to take advantage of the limited time offer and line the Mexican-America border with the folding privacy screens but he was thrilled with the negotiations. We estimate it will take at least 2 million of the folding room dividers to complete the long land border between the two nations.
Trump’s approval numbers were actually down slightly following the announcement so he kicked a kid in a wheelchair and called Jeb Bush a cuckold momma’s boy and they surged back up a bit.