Woman You Briefly Met at Party Spares You From “Facebook Friends List Purge”

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FACEBOOK – Ashley Something-Or-Another, a woman you met at a mutual friend’s going away party at a local bar and haven’t spoken a word to since has offered her congratulations in a post targeted at her friends including you.

In it she says that she has mercifully spared you, once again, from her seemingly bimonthly “friend list purge.” Ashley explained that this was an effort to once and for all remove the “negative people and the poisonous personalities” from her exclusive list of 2,392 close, personal Facebook friends and that she was ready to move on to unspecified “bigger and better things and only interact with people who respect me for me.”

So congrats, you’ve survived the cut and are an exclusive friend of Ashley’s… for now!

 

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