Leonardo DiCaprio Tuning into the Victoria Secret “Fashion Show” to Christmas Shop for Himself

leoActor, environmental activist and sex with supermodels enthusiast Leonardo DiCaprio sat down to watch his version of the Bachelor. Snuggled up on the couch with his current trophy girlfriend, a cup of hot chocolate and a pad and paper to jot down notes during one of his favorite Christmas traditions – the Victoria Secret Lingerie Fashion Show!  

This has become an annual tradition at the DiCaprio home; he takes the opportunity to scout for his next lady friend and start the process of breaking up with the current model which can be a lengthy process depending on how much or how little English she speaks.

Vegas oddsmakers are betting on the lady’s man to go with someone around 100 lbs, about 5 ft 9 who looks good on a yacht but tune in yourself  and play along at home!

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