Ohio State Players Ordered to Attend Classes as Punishment After Loss

COLUMBUS, OH – A furious Urban Meyer stormed into the locker room at the Horseshoe after the Buckeyes last second gridiron loss to one of their Big 10 rivals, the Michigan State Spartans, and laid down the law with his players.

Urban felt the team underperformed. He may be right considering they were favorited by two touchdowns and State’s star quarterback sat out the entire game. In a fit of rage that he demanded that every player attend all their classes and do all their own homework and assignments.

There was an audible gasp followed by stark silence as the severity of the punishment washed over the student athletes that struggle with emojis and vulgar hand gestures let alone college level writing assignments. Most likely don’t even know where their classes are.

UPDATE: Meyer has since apologized to his players and said he overreacted. Their punishment has since been revoked and are preparing for their game against the Michigan Wolverines.

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