BREAKING: Detroit Lions Flight to London Low On Fuel, Staff Being Fired and Jettisoned Mid-Flight

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SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC – The NFL’s worst team, the 1-6 Detroit Lions, have found themselves the victim of poor planning yet again as their team plane is short on fuel as they attempt to cross the Atlantic Ocean on their way to London for their game against the Kansas City Chiefs this Sunday. The Lions braintrust has apparently made the difficult decision to jettison some non-essential staff and players; this just after announcing that they were done with staff cuts following today’s firing of offensive coordinator Joe Lombardi. Trainers, team masseuses, ball boys and several members of the practice squad are said to be currently waiting for the United States Coast Guard in the icy waters of the Atlantic as they study their new offensive line coach’s last minute generous instructions on fending off shark attacks.

We will have more on this story as it develops on our flight tracker app.

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