Only TRUE 90’s Kids Will Appreciate These 90’s Inventions, Sorry Millennial Kids!

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Is that… CANDY CORN! Hella yeah, dawg! You knew your Halloween costume was ALL THAT if you got some of this treat created in the ’90’s dropped into your hallowed out pumpkin!

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BEEEOTCH! You’d better file my papers! If you’ve ever used one of these filing cabinets, invented in the 90’s, than SNAP! – you a 90’s kid, playa!

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You’d better know how to work one of these 90’s classic inventions or your dope chica might just think you’re a SCRUB! If you want to smack it up, flip it, rub it down – oh no! – you’d better know how to work one of these!

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WASSUP!?! Who brought the sousaphone to the party?! If you didn’t have one of these 90’s classics at your party you’d better TALK TO THE HAND, GIRLFRIEND, WE BE LEAVING!

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Who could forget that 90’s past time of Saturday mornings watching the mutoscope and eating some crazy cereal mom bought. Like this TOTALLY 90’s SHREDDED WHEAT BISCUIT! YEEEEAH BOY!

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If you were one of the lucky kids on the good side of the tracks your dad might have brought home a Stadimeter one day! You could go almost ANYWHERE and measure the distance between you and a far away object! Unfortunately for me, I come from a poor family and we had to use an old sextant but, hey, that’s just the 90’s!!!

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Now this one isn’t exactly a 90’s thing but the 90’s was one of the last times you could gather together in the town square and enjoy a good decapitation! This photo is from the execution of Jean-Baptiste Dagorne. Me and my buddies can still picture his severed head rolling down main street! THE 1890’S RULED!

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