Obama Responds to Cameron “Pig Gate” Rumors

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Earlier this morning during a press conference about Pope Francis’ upcoming first visit to the United States in the Rose Garden President Obama was asked by a BBC reporter if he had any statements about David Cameron’s embarrassing #PigGate scandal. 

The president’s expression became more severe as he considered the question. “As a Kenyan Muslim who keeps a Halal diet and obeys Sharia Law I find the accusations reprehensible. Cameron is an infidel and that western lapdog should be stoned in the town square. I would never even touch the skin of a swine let alone subject myself to the humiliation of genital contact with one. Allah Bless America and Praise be to Allah.”

President Barack Obama meets with NSC chief of staff Denis McDonough about updates concerning the attempted terrorist on Christmas Day. This briefing occurred in Kailua, Hawaii on Dec. 29, 2009. The President has received updates throughout his vacation since the incident. (Official White House photo by Pete Souza)

President Barack Obama responds to #PigGate

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