Chaplain: “Kim Davis Married and Divorced Three Times While in County Jail!”

Ew. Foxy lady!

GRAYSON, KY –  America’s favorite new sweetheart, county clerk Kim Davis, has been released from jail where she was held on contempt charges. However, our favorite church lady was hardly quiet during her five day stay in the Carter County Detention Center!

This Should Be the News has obtained information from inside the prison, the jail’s chaplain, that she had several sacred marriage ceremonies in her short stay! The chaplain, Rev. Bob Runtoaug says Davis got married once to an admirer, Pedro Stern, who came to visit on the first day, had that marriage annulled on the second day, married another admirer, Englebert Smith, later that evening, divorced him on the fourth day, remarried the first man immediately after signing the divorce papers before ultimately splitting with Stern again upon hearing of her release. Davis sited that she “needed more space in those final papers.
“FOIA requests revealed three seperate marriage packet requests filed by Davis, three appointments with the facilities Family Visiting Coordinator and that Mike Huckabee signed in three times to presumably bare witness to the solemn ceremonies. DNA tests for the drool on the prison sign in sheet were consistent with that of former Governor Huckabee.

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