Moody Analytics Firm Lowers Nation’s Credit Rating Following “Case of the Mondays”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – Stocks stumbled in after hours trading thanks to the always temperamental Moody’s analytics suffered a case of the Mondays.

Rumors that Moody overslept and came in late got the day off to a shaky start. There was a coffee spill, a messed up lunch order, a meeting that went long and the next thing you know the United States is downgraded thanks to one jagoff’s opinion.


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