Woodward Dream Cruise Coverage: Classic Cars Last Thing Man Sees in Gridlocked EMS

ROYAL OAK, MI – An unidentified man has died while traveling in an ambulance stuck in Dream Gridlock on it’s way to the Henry Ford Medical Center on Woodward we regret to report. EMS crews apparently had issues getting into the man’s home since his lawn had been littered with various trash and debris as well as chairs and overweight baby boomers watching their wasted lives roll past on what would otherwise be a productive Saturday afternoon.

While Royal Oak officials have not released the man’s name they did reveal his last words were “Hey, is that a ’57 Chevy?”

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