Foodie Alert – Ohio Burger King Introduces Hot Dogs

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AKRON, OH – Good news, northern Ohio foodies, exotic food is trickling its way down from the real cloth linen dining tables of Cleveland. Hot dogs have arrived!

These man shaped morsels of minced meat are being served at your neighborhood BK in a bold effort to re-imagine a stale, contemporary menu.

Will Akron’s people partake in these protein packed phallic food poles and perceive them as palatable? Only time will tell!

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