Study: By Age 18 Average American Teenager Will Have Clicked “I Am Over 18” 2,426,736,230,481 Times

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PHILADELPHIA – Researchers at the Ben Franklin Institute of Shit You Already Knew have been studying the frequency that youngsters access the readily available porn hidden behind an airtight honor system firewall. What they have found will not surprise you in the least but please click anyways.

As it turns out teenagers get horny, and get curious, and get horny again, eventually the cycle is broken by hunger and sleepiness but you get the idea. So they turn to their phone, or their laptop, or the browser on their game console, or their tablet and they poke around at some porn pages.

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One response to “Study: By Age 18 Average American Teenager Will Have Clicked “I Am Over 18” 2,426,736,230,481 Times

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