ISIS May Be Hacking WiFi Equipped Fridges and Letting Pork Products Spoil

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DEARBORN, MI – Residents of a Dearborn, Michigan cul de sac are up in arms and seated on the throne after a block party featuring pulled pork has made them all violently ill. Ask one single person like we did and you’ll find the blame is being placed solely on the new fangled wifi enabled refrigerator at Howie Holoper’s house and that it was hacked by some ISIS backed pranksters at the local mosque.

Professional busy body and neighbor lady Gertie said “I knew it was those damn Muslims trying to terrorize our party and spoil our delicious pork products!”

The Mosque, the Dearborn police department, Howie and everyone with half a brain declined to be interviewed for this piece.

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One response to “ISIS May Be Hacking WiFi Equipped Fridges and Letting Pork Products Spoil

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