BREAKING: $50,000 Bounty for the Balding Head of Presumably Small Penised Lion Killing Dentist

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MINNESOTA – Walter James Palmer, DDS is currently in hiding but there’s about to be a lot of hunters seeking him out. The FBI has put a rarely used “dead only, decapitated” bounty on the head of the smiling dentist with the tragically bad caps.

Sources say that many zoos are also trying to lure the dentist into their parks. They’ve posted pictures of this douche bag tooth fairy in the cages of their most ferocious animals, playing Nickelback on a loop and feeding them just enough to maintain their angry energy with the intention of releasing the animals if they manage to capture the elusive dick-wad.

Stay with This Should Be the News for more on this exclusive developing story, you can count on us for the latest as we make it up as well as high resolution photos of the gruesome carnage.

UPDATE 7/30 10:50 AM EST – This call for bloody, unchecked mob violence predates Piers Morgan’s equally savage and blood thirsty call. Bravo, Piers!

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One response to “BREAKING: $50,000 Bounty for the Balding Head of Presumably Small Penised Lion Killing Dentist

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