30,000 FEET ABOVE FLY-OVER COUNTRY – Jaws really hit the floor Sunday when United Airlines attendant Bruce Pepperwinkle announced over the intercom of F9504 30,000 feet over Pueblo, CO that he was in fact,
openly straight and proposed to his long time girlfriend, Alex Sallinger.
“I always just assumed Alex was a man’s name,” said Captain John T. Morris. “I’m flabbergasted.”
Editor – I wrote the original variation of this article for The Heckler.