Kid Rock to Continue Flying Confederate Flag, Writing the Same Shitty Song

kid-rockA defiant Kid Rock released this loaded, all caps press release after the community activist group National Action Network’s request to have him stop flying the divisive flag during his concerts.

The statement was simple “PLEASE TELL THE PEOPLE PROTESTING THEY CAN KISS MY AS…K ME SOME QUESTIONS.”

This statement is very clever, especially since I assume it was the drunken scribble of a 15 year old press agent.

An addendum to the release was faxed to the This Should Be The News offices shortly before press time that doubled down on the statement. It said “Kid Rock also plans to continue to release the same shitty pseudo-country song in that strained gravelly voice that makes former Creed frontman Scott Stapp sound like Pavoratti that he has year after year.”

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