PHILADELPHIA – Researchers at the Ben Franklin Institute of Shit You Already Knew have been studying the frequency that youngsters access the readily available porn hidden behind an airtight honor […]
MINNESOTA – Arrangements are being made for the remains of Zimbabwe’s beloved icon, Cecil the lion. You may remember Cecil was lured from his protected reserve and illegally hunted as […]
Professional busy body and neighbor lady Gertie said “I knew it was those damn Muslims trying to terrorize our party and spoil our delicious pork products!”
“Fine, hard working Americans with no desire to wash their car are being lured in by big promises of low prices. We can’t allow Washington’s toxic culture of gridlock and dysfunction to prevent moving forward with honest pricing. That’s why I signed this order into law effective immediately. Thank you and God bless America.”
MINNESOTA – Walter James Palmer, DDS is currently in hiding but there’s about to be a lot of hunters seeking him out. The FBI has put a rarely used “dead […]
Drummond thinks the POTUS’ motive to hide his keys would be his rather polarizing key chain that depicts the President as a monkey with a clown nose waiving a Nazi flag. “I admit the key chain is a little over the top but I think it highlights some important points”
Ikea for it’s part recognizes the severe risk to vulnerable, horny college kids and are offering a kit to reenforce the bed or a store credit for a more hardy bed, capable of normal, kinky, three way sexcapades.
OAK PARK, MI – A sly, ninja-esque delivery man has deployed the most cunning technique ever devised to hide a package from potential thieves. He took, and stay with me here, I’ll […]
A glass ceiling at 30,000 feet is still a glass ceiling and you’ll never believe how this one was shattered! Climate change is real and so are these great spots to pretend […]
Although the causes of IBS can vary widely the symptoms are generally any combination of pain in the abdomen…indigestion, increased thoughts of segregation and urgency in need to defecate.