Judge sentences Charleston terrorist to watch Jungle Fever for 8 hours a day, also life imprisonment

Dylann Roof, the coward terrorist who killed 9 innocent victims at the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church, has been sentenced to watch films like Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, Jungle Fever and Selma on a loop for 8 hours, every day, for the rest of his natural life.

His evenings will not be without an equally appropriate punishment. The sentencing judge admitted that it would be cruel to expect Dylann to have to watch a screen for more than 8 hours a day has decided that the Stevie Wonder Paul McCartney duet “Ebony and Ivory” will be played at night, also on a continuous, unending loop.

Sir Paul was not available for comment.

Dylann Roof pouts over having to watch Jungle Fever for the rest of his natural life.

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